I Want to Be Evil | Eartha Kitt
One of my favorite Eartha Kitt joints.
(True story: My mom heard me listening to this when I was younger, and she told me I couldn’t listen to it anymore…because Eartha says, “I wanna go to da Devil. I want to be evil.” Oh, religion.)
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!
SHINJI YOU CAN’T FOOL USAGI
ISTJ - slice of life
INFP - something shity
ESFP - magical girl anime
ESTJ - sports anime
ENFJ - pokemon
au where karkat asks the weirdest questions at the most random and inappropriate times
Slytherin!Harry AU (x)
#slytherin harry would have been the ultimate choice from an authorial perspective #the chosen one coming out of a house disgraced by racism and the dark arts #a living testament to the fact that slytherin house is the fast track to greatness and that good or evil is a CHOICE #also harry already had a brush with slytherin during his sorting and can speak parseltongue and all that awesome stuff #because lets be real harry is brave as hell but hes also cunning, determined to survive #a little duplicitous #and thrives on praise #slytherin harry could be besties with ron AND close to draco #he could break down interhouse prejudice and be the bright light in a noble house that has fallen into darkness #he could put an end to the honestly awful griffyndor/slytherin bullying that GOES BOTH WAYS because screw this idea that you have to choose a side, that you have to compete with people who are different than you #and he could struggle with his inner demons the whole time #because characters that could easily go bad who get up every day choosing to be good will always be more important to me than inherently good ones
#SLYTHERIN HARRY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT REIMAGINING OF CANON#not just because of what it means for harry but because of what it means for slytherin house as a whole#and the individuals in harry’s year#death eater parents‚ best friends with the saviour of the wizarding world#torn between familial loyalty and friendship#choosing between what they were taught and what they’ve learnt for themselves
oh just so everyone knows: if you’re like me and you get anxiety whenever you see someone vagueblogging because you think it’s about you even though you never did anything remotely similar to what’s being talked about, it is always okay to pop into my askbox and ask if i’m talking about you, and i’ll say “no” and i won’t be annoyed or anything no matter how often this happens.